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Man Utd’s Historic Collapse: Palace Stuns in 4-0 Thriller 🚨⚽

Manchester United’s season hit a new low Monday night as Crystal Palace delivered a brutal 4-0 masterclass at Selhurst Park — a match that felt more like a Netflix-worthy sports drama than a Premier League clash. 😱

With captain Bruno Fernandes benched and Harry Maguire injured, United’s defense collapsed like a house of cards. The makeshift pairing of Jonny Evans and Casemiro — their 14th center-back duo this season — became instant meme material. Michael Olise left Casemiro scrambling in the dirt for the opener, while Jean-Philippe Mateta doubled the lead with a cheeky finish before halftime. 🎯

Palace’s dominance was so complete, fans joked they missed a chance to match their 1972 record 5-0 win over United. 🌶️ 'It’s like watching a superhero movie where the villains win — repeatedly,' tweeted one fan as United’s struggles trended globally.

What’s next for the Red Devils? With Champions League hopes fading faster than a Snapchat streak, pressure mounts on manager Erik ten Hag. 🔥 Meanwhile, Palace’s young stars are proving they’re ready for the big leagues. 💫

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