Southern Europe is turning into a literal oven this week as temperatures smash historical records, with meteorologists warning of “unprecedented thermal stress” across the region. 🔥 The mercury hit a jaw-dropping 45°C (113°F) in parts of Spain and Italy this week – hotter than most phone batteries after a TikTok marathon! 📱💥
Coastal waters aren’t spared either – the Mediterranean Sea is now warmer than some tropical destinations, with marine heatwaves threatening ecosystems. 🐠🌊 “This isn’t just summer – it’s climate change in HD,” said one researcher from the EU’s Copernicus program, which confirmed 2023 as the continent’s hottest year on record.
Wildfires have already erupted in Greece and Portugal, while cities like Rome and Madrid are rolling out emergency cooling stations. 🚒❄️ Health officials urge residents to avoid midday sun – basically, treat the outdoors like a vampire avoiding daylight. 🧛♂️☀️
Travelers take note: Major attractions including the Acropolis are closing during peak heat hours. Pro tip: Hydrate like it’s your part-time job and download those museum apps for virtual tours! 🎒💧
