As world leaders gather in Dubai for COP28 (Nov 30-Dec 12), the planet is sending its own RSVP: extreme weather events are now the new normal. From floods that rewrite maps to wildfires hotter than TikTok trends , climate change is officially humanity’s most urgent group project.
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Scientists say greenhouse gases from burning coal, oil, and gas have turned Earth into a pressure cooker . The result? A Netflix-worthy lineup of disasters – droughts that turn farms to dust, hurricanes party-crashing coastal cities, and heatwaves breaking records faster than K-pop fandoms.
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COP28 isn’t just another conference – it’s a real-life Avengers moment for climate action. With the UN’s latest report showing we’re racing toward 2.9°C of warming by 2100 , this Dubai summit could decide whether we get a sequel worth watching.
Pro tip: This isn’t just about polar bears – your morning coffee prices and future vacation spots hang in the balance too.
, climate change is officially humanity’s most urgent group project.
. The result? A Netflix-worthy lineup of disasters – droughts that turn farms to dust, hurricanes party-crashing coastal cities, and heatwaves breaking records faster than K-pop fandoms.
, this Dubai summit could decide whether we get a sequel worth watching.
Pro tip: This isn’t just about polar bears – your morning coffee prices and future vacation spots hang in the balance too.
