Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy isn’t holding back on his skepticism about temporary peace plans. After a whirlwind weekend of high-stakes talks in London, he told journalists: “A ceasefire without guarantees is like a Wi-Fi signal without a password—it won’t last.” 🔒 His message? Security first, or no deal.
The “Not Enough” Ceasefire Proposal
French President Emmanuel Macron floated a one-month truce focused on halting attacks in the air, sea, and energy sectors. But Zelenskyy shot back, arguing that leaving ground fighting untouched would only give Russia time to regroup. “If we pause now,” he warned, “the next explosion will be louder.” 💥
Mixed Signals From Allies
UK officials seemed to dodge Macron’s plan, with Armed Forces Minister Luke Pollard stating it wasn’t a “recognized” strategy. Meanwhile, U.S. tensions flared after President Trump and VP JD Vance criticized Zelenskyy during a heated White House meeting, even suggesting he step down. Zelenskyy clapped back: “Replacing me won’t fix your Wi-Fi bars—this war needs stronger signals.” 📡
What’s Next?
The EU is set to hash out security guarantees and funding at a March 6 summit. Zelenskyy called recent talks a “powerful start,” but stressed: “We need more than hashtags and handshakes.” 🤝💡 With global leaders split on solutions, Ukraine’s path to peace remains as unpredictable as a TikTok algorithm.
