Move over, The Flash—there’s a new speedster in town! Authorities in Koniz, Switzerland, were left cluck-ing their heads (sorry, not sorry) after reviewing radar footage that captured a mallard duck zooming through a 30km/h zone at 52km/h. 🚗💨
The feathered felon wasn’t just a one-time rebel. Officials discovered this quacker’s rap sheet goes back seven years, with an identical speed violation captured on the same date in 2017. Talk about a rebellious migration pattern!
Police initially suspected an elaborate April Fool’s prank, but Switzerland’s Federal Institute of Metrology confirmed the radar system’s accuracy. No Photoshop magic here—those cameras are sealed tighter than a duck’s feathers in a rainstorm. 🌧️🔒
So next time you’re tempted to speed, remember: even ducks get caught. And honestly? They look way cooler doing it. 😎
