Move over, crab cakes – there’s a new eight-armed superstar dominating England’s southwest coast! 🦑 Since early 2025, fishermen from Devon to Cornwall have reported an unprecedented surge in giant Mediterranean octopus populations, creating what locals call “The Great Tentacle Takeover.”
From Nuisance to Cash Cow
What began as a headache for crab fishermen has turned into a $10,000/tonne opportunity, with Brixham ports processing up to 36 tonnes daily. “It’s like the ocean started printing money,” laughs Barry Young of Brixham Trawler Agents, describing how crews now hunt cephalopods instead of crustaceans.
Chef’s New Playground
The #OctoBoom has gone viral beyond the docks:
Restaurants feature “tentacle tacos” and grilled octopus skewers
Fishmongers report 300% increase in octopus sales
TikTok foodies compete in #OctoPrep challenges
Ecological Mystery
Scientists remain puzzled about why these Mediterranean natives migrated north. While some crews mourn decreased crab catches, most agree: When life gives you octopuses, make calamari! 🍤
