Erling Haaland is rewriting Premier League records and defenders' nightmares 🔥. The Norwegian striker blasted his second consecutive hat-trick in Manchester City's 3-1 victory over West Ham, sending last season’s champions back to the league summit.
With 7 goals in just 3 matches – including a jaw-dropping 70 goals in 69 appearances since joining City – the 23-year-old is showing TikTok-speed progression 📈. 'No words for him,' gushed manager Pep Guardiola. 'We just feed him balls and watch the magic.'
City’s four-peat champions now sit comfortably atop the table as the only team with a perfect start this season. Opponents beware: Haaland’s 10th City hat-trick came faster than a viral K-pop dance challenge 💨.
With the international break looming, Premier League rivals will need more than luck cookies 🥠 to stop this Nordic goal machine. Can anyone derail the Sky Blue juggernaut? ⚡
