Real Madrid crushed Mallorca 3-0 in Jeddah 🇸🇦 last night, booking their ticket to a spicy Sunday showdown with archrivals Barcelona in the Spanish Super Cup final. Let’s break down the drama like it’s the latest K-drama cliffhanger! 🍿
⚽️ Goal Party in the Desert
63’ Magic: Jude Bellingham became Houdini 🎩, squeezing a goal through a crowd after Rodrygo’s header hit the post.
90+2’ Oops Moment: Defender Martin Valjent accidentally scored an own goal while trying to stop Brahim Díaz’s pass to Mbappé 😬.
Birthday Bonus: Rodrygo sealed the deal with a last-second strike on his 24th birthday 🎂 – talk about *chef’s kiss* timing! 👌
🔥 Tension Meter: High
Vinicius Jr. and Mallorca’s Pablo Maffeo had more clashes than a TikTok dance challenge 💃🕺, while Bellingham’s cheeky head-tap sparked a mini meltdown post-game. Drama level? 🌋
Barça’s Path to Glory
Barcelona cruised past Athletic Bilbao 2-0 on Wednesday with teen sensation Lamine Yamal and Gavi scoring. Now, the stage is set for football’s juiciest rivalry – El Clásico! 🍿⚡️
